WOW someone finally wrote a book on clock fetishes
it’s about fucking time
Joke Type: double entendre
Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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It’s Called Chloroform – Aromatherapy Without All the Struggling
It’s called chloroform… you’ll love it. It’s like aromatherapy but without all the struggling.
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The Sting Operation
Did you guys hear about the worldwide sting operation on people who mix drinks?
Many of them are behind bars right now.
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Luck Be in the Air Tonight – I Definitely Guessed That Answer Horribly Wrong
annabellehector: luck be in the air tonight
tinylesbianarms: well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.
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There’s Actually a Breed of Black Chickens That Hatch Black Eggs
There’s actually a breed of black chickens that hatch black eggs!
Search up “black cocks” urself if u dont believe me
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Jerk-N-Go Carry Out – Oh This Is a Chicken Place? Sorry
Jerk-N-Go CARRY OUT
www.JBX-N-GO.com
JERK CHICKEN
708-799-5969
Oh… This is a chicken place? Sorry.
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My Wife Asked Me if I Wish She Had Been Born With Big Tits
r/Jokes u/vyrago
my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
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Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
