
When you are minding your own business in your office at the twin towers and your phone suddenly connects to the airplane wi-fi:
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When you are minding your own business in your office at the twin towers and your phone suddenly connects to the airplane wi-fi:


When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism.


When you try to sneak into your girlfriend's room at night but you accidentally go in her brothers room so you fuck him instead
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome


what if Bob Ross was a serial killer and his paintings are the locations of where he hid the bodies


21 Savage says he's sitting on two albums of unreleased music
Imma be honest that looks like a chair