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Joke Type: juxtaposition
Juxtaposition jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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The CDC Says to Refrain From Handshakes
TV: The CDC says to refrain from
handshakes
Jeffery Dahmer: *stops blender*
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Starfish Have Mouths in the Middle of Their Bodies
Starfish have mouths in
the middle of their bodies
Yeah so
what
Mermaids use
them as bras
