What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone forgot to take it out.
Joke Type: misdirection
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
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Why Don’t Blind People Like to Skydive?
Why don’t blind people like to skydive?
Because it scares the dog.
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Comparing apples to oranges
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump…
But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
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Just one nail
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with just one nail. -
Pump number 5
I got robbed today and called the police.
The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
I said, “Yeah, it’s pump number 5.” -
Deadly Green Furry Pool Table Surprise!
What’s green and furry and has four legs and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you’ll die?
A pool table. -
C Is for the Pirate’s True Love
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C.
