STOP THE RACISM…
WE WERE ALL WHITE ONCE…
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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HR Says I’m No Longer Allowed to Answer the Phone With For Fuck Sake What Now
MF FairyPrincessSmoo @Smooheed
HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”
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Gotta Get Wisdom Teeth Out – Why? Gotta Make Room for More Dicks?
siouxchiefsouschef @legitwidget
overheard one kid at the Mall of America tell his friends he had to get his wisdom teeth out and his friend says “why? gotta make room for more dicks?” and wow insults have really come a long way since I was a kid
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Time for a Reality Check – Would Not Recommend
paul bassett davies @thewritertype
Ok, it’s time for a reality check.
*checks reality*
Holy shit. Would not recommend.
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Taco Bell
Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food.
At least they both agree that it is Mexican.
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When Going Fishing Take an Action Figure With You – It Will Make Your Catch Look Amazing
When going fishing, take an Action Figure with you…. it will make your catch look amazing!!!
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Luck Be in the Air Tonight – I Definitely Guessed That Answer Horribly Wrong
annabellehector: luck be in the air tonight
tinylesbianarms: well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.
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What’s Black and Never Works? Decaffeinated Coffee. You Racist Bastard.
WHAT’S BLACK AND NEVER WORKS?
DECAFFEINATED COFFEE
YOU RACIST BASTARD.
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I Just Found Out That Cock Fighting Is Done With Chickens – 2 Years of Training I’ll Never Get Back
John @JFD1960
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That’s 2 years of training I’ll never get back
