MAN FUCK FATHER’S DAY
STUPID ASS WHITE HOLIDAY!
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Rubbed One Out for Them, Now No One Goes to Heaven
They think that women YouTubers can’t go to heaven because men masturbate over them. This is crazy.
Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.
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Call a Girl Beautiful 1000 Times She Won’t Notice, Call Her Fat Once She’ll Never Forget
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.
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Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow
“Spirit animals don’t exi-“
Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow.
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When U Finally Find a GF but U Forget U Don’t Have to Blow Her Up
When u finally find a gf but u forget u dont have to blow her up.
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Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time – Keep Back or You May Get Sucked Off
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off
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When You Push So Hard on the Toilet That You Teleport
When you push so hard on the toilet that you teleport
