Fuck it, one shot of tequila won’t hurt
3 hours later:
Man Kicked Out Of McDonalds For Putting His D*ck In A Burger And Yelling THIS IS REAL MEAT, YOU F*CKERS!
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Forty Five Minutes Toilet Memes
When you get up after spending forty-five minutes on the toilet looking at memes
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That Was Patricia
When someone tells you how drunk you were last night
That wasn’t me. That was Patricia.
