Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your Mom.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Greta Watching You Sit on a Plastic Dildo Instead of a Cucumber
Greta watching you sit on a plastic dildo instead of a cucumber
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It’s June 23rd and I’m Already Done With August
Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.
Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.
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Relationship Status: Very Relieved Socks Can’t Get Pregnant
RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT
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I Am Here to Ask For Your Daughters Hand
Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”
Her dad: why?
Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”
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Amish Romance
I wonder — how do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner?
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Midget Pole Dancing – For When You’re Short on Cash
MIDGET POLE DANCING
FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH
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Hi I’m Howard Cosell and You’re Not Going to Believe the Shit I’m About to Tell You
Hi I’m Howard Cosell and I just looked into the future and you’re not going to believe the Shit I’m about to tell you!!
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Absolutely Nobody – The Sock in the Corner of My Room
Absolutely nobody.
The sock in the corner of my room
