What’s grey and comes in pints?
An elephant.
Joke Type: question and answer
Question and answer jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Moo-spaper
How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moo-spaper.
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The Speed Limit of Sex
What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.
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One Leg
What has one leg and licks balls?
My amputee girlfriend.
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Flappuccino
What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
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Mike Tyson’s Religion
How can you tell Mike Tyson does not like religion?
Because he punches everyone on their faith.
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Jesus vs. a Frame of Jesus
What’s the difference between Jesus and a frame of Jesus?
You can hang the frame with only one nail.
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
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An escasooner
What’s faster than an escalator?
An escasooner.
