What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper.
Joke Type: question and answer
Question and answer jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Light blue
What’s blue and weighs very little?
Light blue.
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A waist of time
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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The taste
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?
The taste. -
A four-chin teller
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller. -
Backward Splash: The Diver’s Clever Dive!
Why do scuba divers fall backward into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat. -
Handshakes: Cannibals’ Party Starter!
What do cannibals serve at the start of a party?
Handshakes. -
Behind Bars: The Tale of Police Seats
What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats. -
Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
