What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C.
Joke Type: question and answer
Question and answer jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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C Is for the Pirate’s True Love
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Temperature Check: Taste vs. Tradition!
What’s the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?
The taste. -
Half a Worm: The Ultimate Disappointment!
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm. -
Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Delight!
What’s leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe. -
Ocean Depths: A Lawyer’s Ideal Ending!
What do you call 20 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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Not Enough Sand for Legal Troubles
What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
