When she says she likes it rough but starts crying when you kick her in the head
Joke Type: relatable
Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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That Was Patricia
When someone tells you how drunk you were last night
That wasn’t me. That was Patricia.
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5ft Apart Never Caught
Telling my future grandchildren how I stood only 5ft apart instead of 6ft in 2020
AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER
