Joke Type: relatable

Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Late For The Couch

    Late For The Couch

    I need to get out of this bed or I’m going to be late for the couch

  • Airwrecka McBride

    Airwrecka McBride

    I’ve been spelling Erica wrong my entire life.

    AIRWRECKA McBRIDE – PARENT

  • 5ft Apart Never Caught

    5ft Apart Never Caught

    Telling my future grandchildren how I stood only 5ft apart instead of 6ft in 2020

    AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER

  • Dear Lord Look Away

    Dear Lord Look Away

    Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.

  • Home Alone With My Penis

    Home Alone With My Penis

    When I’m home alone with my penis

  • Four Inches Is A Lot

    Four Inches Is A Lot

    Crush: I just cut off four inches of my hair

    Me: so

    Crush: four inches is a lot

    Me:

  • Constipated Memory

    Constipated Memory

    Constipated woman ‘lost 10 years of memory’ after straining too hard on toilet

    me coming out of the chipotle bathroom:

    I have no memory of this place.

  • Sunbathe On The Roof

    Sunbathe On The Roof

    I’m not allowed to sunbathe on the roof anymore

  • On My Way Woody

    On My Way Woody

    My hand right after I wake up in the morning:

    On my way woody!

  • Girl Without Arms Bed

    Girl Without Arms Bed

    Just remember that somewhere out there, a girl without arms… is trying to make her bed.