Joke Type: relatable

Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Dog Sniffing Girl

    Dog Sniffing Girl

    when you run into the dog thats been sniffing up yo girl ass

  • Heelys Dick

    Heelys Dick

    when you said you was gonna stop sucking dick but u see a nigga wearing heelys

  • Owner Is Coming

    Owner Is Coming

    Hurry up son, the owner is coming

  • Prank Dad Day 817

    Prank Dad Day 817

    Gonna prank dad when he gets home

    DAY 1

    DAY 2

    DAY 817

  • Devourer Of Mankind

    Devourer Of Mankind

    i’m Sorry, little one…but I’m hungry

    The Devourer of Mankind

  • Butt Finger Blast

    Butt Finger Blast

    I think…I think I’ll just pass on ice cream today

    BUBBLE GUM

    BUTT.FINGER BLAST

  • Fish Mr Brightside

    Fish Mr Brightside

    I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.

    Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

    I was only a fish, I was only a fish.

  • Studying Prostate Exam

    Studying Prostate Exam

    Me studying for my prostate exam

  • Lotion Wiener Heel

    Lotion Wiener Heel

    Bottom of my heel watching me lotion up my wiener for the 4th time today

  • Wet Tshirt Contest Hard

    Wet Tshirt Contest Hard

    Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard