i’m Sorry, little one…but I’m hungry
The Devourer of Mankind
Joke Type: relatable
Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Fish Mr Brightside
I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.
Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?
I was only a fish, I was only a fish.
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Grandpa Joe Golden Ticket
*lays in bed for some 20 odd years*
*Grandson gets Golden ticket in candy bar*
Grandpa Joe:
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Forty Five Minutes Toilet Memes
When you get up after spending forty-five minutes on the toilet looking at memes
