YOU’RE STONED. IT’S 3 A.M. NOTHING ELSE IS OPEN. NEXT RIGHT
Denny’s
Joke Type: relatable
Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Hol Up Threesome
When your girl says yes to a 3 some and you get in the room and there’s 2 niggas and shes holdin a camera
Hol up.
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Closer To Millionaire Than Bill Gates
r/Showerthoughts
You are probably closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates.
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Why Flirt When Theres Life Alert
why flirt?
when there’s life alert?
you gotta stop doing this Edna
hey there big bay
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Down For Whatever
I say “I’m down for whatever” a lot for someone who is down for maybe 3 things and one of those is napping and another is sleeping
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Clutches Her Purse
Instagram: S.grate @sgrate_
The most offensive thing as a black man is when you walkin down the street and a old white woman clutches her purse… bitch really think she stronger than me
