Joke Type: relatable

Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Catholic Converter

    Catholic Converter

    Built Xterra/Frontier. 1 hour ago

    Can a bad Alternator cause the Catholic converter to go bad?

    Reply: I will literally pay for your vasectomy

  • Junior Bacon Cheeseburger

    Junior Bacon Cheeseburger

    Chel: Having your first son and not making him a Jr is crazy to me

    Lado: yall be naming yall sons jr. with no father

    junior what…. junior bacon cheeseburger?

  • This Contest Is Hard

    This Contest Is Hard

    Jon @ArfMeasures

    Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard

    11:15 AM – 31 May 19 – Twitter for Android

    2,711 Retweets 20K Likes

  • Holding Down a Job

    Holding Down a Job

    My answer was WAY off…

    Correct answer: Holding down a job

    Likes 48

  • You Must Be Single

    Today I bought two bananas, an apple, and a pack of cigarettes. The cashier looked at me and said, “You must be single, huh?” And I’m like, “How do you know that?”

    She said, “Because you’re ugly.”

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  • Here Comes Trouble

    Here Comes Trouble

    Dad one sees dad two:

    “oh no! here comes trouble!”

    Dad two: “oh boy they let you out of the house?!”

    Dads:

  • Nose Grazes the Butt-Clit

    Nose Grazes the Butt-Clit

    When she’s slurping your meat from behind and her nose grazes your butt-clit ever so gently

    I’m gonna squirt!

  • New Look Same Coconuts

    New Look Same Coconuts

    When you shave your balls

    NEW LOOK SAME COCONUTS

  • Cookie Monster Wasting Cookies

    Cookie Monster Wasting Cookies

    rob elliott @rockymomax

    The amount of cookies I’ve watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick

  • Eat My Ass PLS STOP

    Eat My Ass PLS STOP

    when she comes in drunk but you

    sober

    eat my ass

    PLS STOP