Relatable Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

I stand corrected

I thought physical therapy was a big scam until I finally went to one for my lower back.

I stand corrected.

If your patio cushions were getting wet

I bet those thunderstorm relaxation CDs wouldn’t be as restful if you actually lived deep in the rainforest and had to constantly fight off the urge to get up and check if your patio furniture cushions were getting wet.

Turns out that is 9:30 pm

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9:30 p.m. I couldn’t wait to be a grown-up so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9:30 p.m.

I wouldn’t want to ride with him

When I saw the guy in the next car pick his nose and wipe it on the passenger seat headrest, I thought, “Man, he doesn’t care what the world thinks!” I kind of admire that. But I wouldn’t want to ride with him.

Family Secrets at the Strip Club!

A boy came home one afternoon and informed his mom that he had gone into the strip club.

This made his mom angry. She asked her son, “Well, did you see anything that you weren’t supposed to see?”

The boy replied, “Yes, I saw Dad!”

Joke Type: relatable