When someone asks about your family and you’re trying to decide if you should tell them the Disney or Jerry Springer version.
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Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

I threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

Me: I’m an expert at identifying birds
Her: OK, what about those ones flying over that tree?
Me: Yup, they’re all birds