Joke Type: relatable

Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Disney Or Jerry Springer

    Disney Or Jerry Springer

    When someone asks about your family and you’re trying to decide if you should tell them the Disney or Jerry Springer version.

    Crystallowerycomedy on fb

  • Hold Her Steals

    Hold Her Steals

    When you have to hold her like this at night because she steals

    @whitepeoplehumor

  • Tooth Fairy Wood Coins

    Tooth Fairy Wood Coins

    Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

    Child: The Tooth Fairy left me three dollars!

    Me: When I was a kid the Tooth Fairy would leave us coins.

    Child: Were they made of wood?

    Me:

    Child:

    Me: The Tooth Fairy isn’t real.

    5:36 AM · 7/26/20 · Twitter for iPad

  • Bacon Roses

    Bacon Roses

    BACON ROSES

    She wants romance, you want a snack. Problem Solved.

  • Push Up Last Year

    Push Up Last Year

    Why are my arms so weak?

    It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing.

  • Hotel Maids Feb 15

    Hotel Maids Feb 15

    SHOUT OUT TO THE HOTEL MAIDS

    THAT HAVE TO CHANGE SHEETS FEBRUARY 15TH

  • Boomerang Constant Fear

    Boomerang Constant Fear

    I threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

  • Cozy Nap 7 Months

    Cozy Nap 7 Months

    When u wanna take a cozy nap or be left alone for 7 and a half months

  • Dad Jokes Family

    Dad Jokes Family

    MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES

    MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY

  • Expert Identifying Birds

    Expert Identifying Birds

    Me: I’m an expert at identifying birds

    Her: OK, what about those ones flying over that tree?

    Me: Yup, they’re all birds