Keeping your dignity means both knowing what to say and knowing what not to say. That’s why I never talk about my farts, no matter how much they sound like Donald Duck playing the kazoo.
Joke Type: self-deprecating
Self-deprecating jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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“At least you’re a lesser risk for breast cancer!” I quipped to
“At least you’re a lesser risk for breast cancer!” I quipped to the glaring, flatchested feminists seconds before I realized I’d soon be at no risk for testicular cancer.
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Laughter cures everything. Unless you have a phobia about
Laughter cures everything. Unless you have a phobia about someone being amused by the sight of your tiny dick.
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I’m a lot like Sheryl Crow, ’cause all I wanna do is have some
I’m a lot like Sheryl Crow, ’cause all I wanna do is have some fun. I don’t, however, want to bang that bike-racing dude with one nut.
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The cop said I blew a 08, but *I* think it was a 10
The cop said I blew a 08, but *I* think it was a 10.
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While talking about our relationship, I told my wife that a pack
While talking about our relationship, I told my wife that a pack of wild horses couldn’t drag me away. However, under cross examination I had to admit that a pack of wild whores probably could.
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I thought I was being so “green” by not wasting water, but my
I thought I was being so “green” by not wasting water, but my toilet bowl suggests I’m more of a “putrid orangish yellow.”
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Every time I have an orgasm, I complain and throw a tantrum. I
Every time I have an orgasm, I complain and throw a tantrum. I guess I must be suffering from immature ejaculation.
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I’m just a kid at heart. A huge-titted, porn-watching,
I’m just a kid at heart. A huge-titted, porn-watching, masturbating kid.
