My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down.
Joke Type: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Elevator Adventures: Uplifted and Let Down!
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Backward Splash: The Diver’s Clever Dive!
Why do scuba divers fall backward into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat. -
Divorce: She Took It All, Even My Soles
My wife took everything from me in the divorce. Including my expensive shoes.
She has sole custody. -
Unplugged Desires: The Seductive Guitar Sound
Did you hear about the guitar that aroused people when played?
It had to be put on the sexy Fenders register.
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Polish Women: Monthly Challenges and GED Tests
What’s long, hard and given to most Polish Women at Least once a month?
A GED Test
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Wedding Night Woes: The Long Last Name
What’s long, hard to get your tongue around, and given to a Polish woman by her husband on her wedding night?
His last name. -
Leashes and Revolutions: A Punny Comparison!
What’s the difference between a dog leash and the French Revolution?
One is a reign of terror, the other is a rein of terrier. -
Extra Mile: Grandad’s Wisdom, Hilarious Outcomes
Like my Grandad always says, go the extra mile in every job that you do.
Lovely man, terrible train driver -
Behind Bars: The Tale of Police Seats
What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats.
