Setup Punchline Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Law Professor’s Ethics Class

law professor: you're currently failing your ethics class

me: *slides a $20 across the desk*

how about now

I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen
table when we heard the front door open

She said “it’s my husband!.. Quick, try the
backdoor!”

Thinking back, I really should have ran but you
don’t get offers like that every day.

First Day at Domino’s

Kyle 🌱
@KylePlantEmoji

[first day at Domino’s]

Manager: oh and one more thing: don’t
fuck the pizzas

Me: haha

Asst Manager: seriously, don’t fuck
them

Cook: don’t fuck the pizzas dude

Me: I’m n-

Customer: that guy’s not gonna fuck my
pizza is he?

Manager: not if he wants to keep his
job he wont.

A Guy Who Uses Toys During Sex

HER: I LIKE A GUY WHO
USES TOYS DURING SEX

ME: *SHOOTS NURF GUN AT
HER BUTTHOLE DURING SEX*

HER:

A Toddler’s Promise

My 3 year old asked how long he had
to wait until he could stop listening to
me. I told him he had to listen to me for
the rest of his life. He looked me dead
in the eyes and said, “I’ll listen to you
for the rest of YOUR life.” Toddlers are
cold-blooded, man.

Joke Type: setup-punchline