You shave your coochie but not your butthole? That's a mullet.
Joke Type: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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My Dad’s Advice
My dad told me once, Son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn't. So of course, I went, and he was right.
I saw my dad.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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A Bear Walks Into a Bar
Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “One whiskey and …………… one coke.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
“I don’t know, I was born with them,” says the bear.
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Quarantine Rules
I don’t know who needs to hear this but, Quarantine Rules are Airport Rules, have a drink at 9am if you want to.
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Trump and Pence Discuss Immigration
Trump: The less immigrants we let in, the better.
Pence: The fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that in public yet.
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When Your Crush Borrows Your Ruler
When your crush borrows your ruler in class and she asks why there's a mark on it at 3 inches
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An Anonymous Post
> been chatting with cute 14 year old girl
> really flirty and sexy
> now she tells me she’s an undercover cop
> how fucking cool is that for someone her age
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At the Bowling Alley
MEANWHILE, AT THE BOWLING ALLEY…
Due to the Coronavirus Please refrain from touching other People’s BALLS.
Please remember to wash your hands after touching your own balls. THANK YOU!
