Interviewer:what helped you survive the school shooting
Me:well it really helps if you are the shooter
Joke Type: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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School Shooting Interview
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Grandfather’s Last Words
I’ll never forget my grandfathers
last words:
“Stop shaking the ladder you little
cunt” -
A Question for Mummy
Mummy, can you
get pregnant
through anal sex?
Of course my child,
where do you think
politicians come
from? -
When You Finally Get a Girlfriend
WHEN YOU FINALLY
GET A GIRLFRIEND,
BUT YOU FORGOT THAT
YOU DON’T HAVE TO
BLOW HER UP. -
When She Adds Some Tongue Action
When she sucking yo Meat and
adds some tongue action.
are ya ready kids? -
The British Engineers
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard four-pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets, and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer’s backrest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.
NASA responded with a one-line memo:
“Defrost the chicken.”
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Dating a Half Asian Girl
I’m dating a half asian girl
her mom is korean
and her dad is also korean
her legs were ripped off in a car accident
