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Setup-punchline jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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The Three Sons-in-Law and the River
A mother-in-law wanted to test which of her three sons-in-law was the nicest.
She pretended to fall into a river while walking with the first son-in-law.
He quickly jumped in and saved her.
The next morning, he found a Chevrolet Malibu with a note: “From your mother-in-law.”
The second son-in-law did the same thing and received a Ford Fusion the next day.
Then came the third son-in-law’s turn.
When the mother-in-law jumped into the river again, he just watched… and walked away.
The next morning, he found a brand-new Cadillac Escalade with a note: “From your father-in-law!”
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The Clocks in Heaven
A man died, went to Heaven and met Jesus.
While Jesus was showing him round, the man spotted a broken clock.
“What’s that, then?” he asked.
Jesus said, “That’s Mother Teresa’s clock. It has never moved because she has never lied.”
“Just over here is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. He lied twice, so it has moved twice.”
“Where is Donald Trump’s clock?” asked the man.
Jesus smiled. “It’s in my office, I’m using it as a ceiling fan.”
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The Teen and the Exam Excuse
A smart-mouthed teen at the back of the class raised his hand and asked…
“Miss, what would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”
The entire class broke out in laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said… “Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.”
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Had to Pop the Trunk
I won a balloon elephant at the fair and it wouldn’t fit in the back seat of the car. So I had to pop the trunk.
