Damn girl… are you a pinata? Because I’m gonna need a fuckin’ blindfold before I hit that.
Joke Type: sexual innuendo
Sexual innuendo jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Didnt Even Turn Up
ben @rokthedisco
Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes, fucking weirdo didn’t even turn up
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Just my luck, I picked up the *karma* sutra book instead of the
Just my luck, I picked up the *karma* sutra book instead of the *kama* sutra. I guess what cums around goes around.
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At first I was put off when she invited me back to her place and
At first I was put off when she invited me back to her place and it reeked of urine. Then when she told me that she doesn’t have pets, I was totally turned on.
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I came, I saw, I came again. This porno theater is cool
I came, I saw, I came again. This porno theater is cool!
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The worst part of giving a handjob is getting his pubes stuck in
The worst part of giving a handjob is getting his pubes stuck in my freshly applied nail polish.
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Whenever I cum during sex, I like to say “Thank you” to my
Whenever I cum during sex, I like to say “Thank you” to my boyfriend. He appreciates it and says it makes it feel like he was in the room.
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When your girlfriend has a sore throat, it’s probably not a good
When your girlfriend has a sore throat, it’s probably not a good idea to offer your manhood as a soothing lozenge. Not so much because it’s inconsiderate, but because the prospect of catching strep-penis sounds quite unpleasant.
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Tip for the guys: If you’re hung like a mouse, don’t get waxed;
Tip for the guys: If you’re hung like a mouse, don’t get waxed; the technician may mistake your member for an unusually tough pube.
