Joke Type: sexual innuendo

Sexual innuendo jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

The “Take this job and shove it” concept certainly got a lot

The “Take this job and shove it” concept certainly got a lot more fun when I took this position testing 12-inch, 7-levelsof-intensity, hydraulic vibrators.
I’ll bet Popeye named his pecker “Pimiento

I’ll bet Popeye named his pecker “Pimiento.”
While I appreciate the tribe welcoming me into their fold, I

While I appreciate the tribe welcoming me into their fold, I knew I was in for a long night when they put me up in a wigwam with Splayed with Aching Clitoris.
I greeted my husband at the door wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.

I greeted my husband at the door wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. But the other bitchy
The next time some guy calls me a cocksucker, I’m gonna stop

The next time some guy calls me a cocksucker, I’m gonna stop whatever I’m doing and let him finish by hand.
You know you’re an over-sexed guy when you have to quit your job

You know you’re an over-sexed guy when you have to quit your job at Krispy Kreme ’cause you just can’t look at one more fucking hole.
Sometimes I let my boyfriend watch me have an orgasm over my new

Sometimes I let my boyfriend watch me have an orgasm over my new iPhone. He loves it, but my husband complains that it’s not easy holding the phone during sex.
It’s tough being on the road so much, away from my wife and

It’s tough being on the road so much, away from my wife and family. However, it helps me to listen to Journey’s “Faithfully” while I’m driving one home in the Motel 6 cleaning lady.
The best part of waking up is not about coffee in my cup. It’s

The best part of waking up is not about coffee in my cup. It’s realizing I’m still young enough to have morning wood.
Thank God for Ruminations. I’ve tried for years to get Heloise

Thank God for Ruminations. I’ve tried for years to get Heloise to publish the following hint: “Tired of sleeping on the wet spot? Keep a hair dryer plugged in next to the bed. One minute on high is all it takes to dry that spot up so you can sleep easy.”