How exactly is titty fucking pleasing to a woman? That might explain why I’ve been having so much trouble finding the clitoris.
Joke Type: sexual innuendo
Sexual innuendo jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Fucking a vacuum is perfect because it can’t tell anyone that
Fucking a vacuum is perfect because it can’t tell anyone that you’ve been fucking it whether its mouth is full or not.
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Wow. I thought she said she was “a bukkake fan.” Turns out she
Wow. I thought she said she was “a bukkake fan.” Turns out she said she was “a big hockey fan.” I guess I’m not getting into her “penalty box” either.
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Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes, for guys who get hungry
Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes, for guys who get hungry after they fuck.
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She let me put my Bada-boom in her Bada-bing. I’m gonna try for
She let me put my Bada-boom in her Bada-bing. I’m gonna try for her Bada-bung next time.
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Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes – for guys who get hungry
Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes – for guys who get hungry after they fuck.
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A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best
A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best things about Prom are right there in its name.
