Joke Type: sexual innuendo

Sexual innuendo jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • It Must Have Gotten Married

    It Must Have Gotten Married

    Her: That thing is broken, it has stopped sucking.

    Him: It must have gotten married.

  • Keeps You Wet

    Keeps You Wet

    Get a man who keeps you wet.

  • Gay Best Friend

    Gay Best Friend

    Daemon Blackfyre @nekuLDN

    If my girlfriend ever has a “gay best friend”, that nigga better suck my dick to prove it

  • Fatherly Bubble

    Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying, “Some nights I don’t know why I even bother to wear panties.”

  • Cooking With Semen

    Cooking With Semen

    COOKING WITH SEMEN

    50 DELICIOUS RECIPES

    SHAUN BOLT

  • Prostate Exam

    Prostate Exam

    Dr: you need to stop masturbating

    Me: for how long?

    Dr: at least until I finish your prostate exam

    Me: fair enough

  • Dry Lips Hurt When You Walk

    Dry Lips Hurt When You Walk

    Her: My lips are so dry

    Him: Doesn’t that hurt when you walk?

    Her: What?

    Him: What?

  • Grandfather Clock Skirt

    Grandfather Clock Skirt

    nene @dollcharm: this is literally the perfect skirt length

    President Biden @POTUS: my dick would be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock

  • Tight, Isn’t It?

    A man picks up a prostitute and is headed for the motel. She just cannot stop talking about how awesome her pussy is. They get to the motel room and undress.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    To demonstrate, she says to him, “Put a finger in.” He puts a finger in.

    “Put two fingers in.” He puts two fingers in.

    “Put four fingers in.” He does.

    “Put your hand in.” He does.

    “Put your other hand in.” He does.

    “Now, clap!”

    He tries and tries, but cannot clap.

    She says, “Tight, isn’t it?”

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  • Nana Recognizes You

    Nana Recognizes You

    When you’re having the best sex of your life but then Nana starts to recognize you again

    @Supersaw