Why are my arms so weak?
It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing.
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

DID YOU KNOW?
Before Isaac Newton invented gravity in 1869, people could fly

These people waited 458 days just to get their luggage. Ridiculous
WE’VE WAITED 458 DAYS FOR THIS MOMENT