Sensitivity: Clean

Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Crossfit Croissant

    Crossfit Croissant

    Me: omg I’m so tired from all that crossfit this morning

    Friend: it’s pronounced croissant… and I’m not sure how you managed to eat 12

  • Microsoft Office Pun

    Microsoft Office Pun

    Boss: How good are you at Power Point?

    Me: I Excel at it

    Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

    Me: Word

  • Worcestershire

    Worcestershire

    I don’t know how to say this to you…

    Just say it

    Worcestershire

  • Expert Identifying Birds

    Expert Identifying Birds

    Me: I’m an expert at identifying birds

    Her: OK, what about those ones flying over that tree?

    Me: Yup, they’re all birds

  • WD40 DA-WN Flowchart

    WD40 DA-WN Flowchart

    DOES IT MOVE?

    No – Should it? No – No Problem

    Yes – Should it? Yes – No Problem

    No – WD-40

    DA-WN

  • Send To Back Bus

    Send To Back Bus

    Cut Copy Paste Change Picture… Group Bring to Front Send to Back Hyperlink… Save as Picture… Size and Position… Send to Back Send Backward

  • Dont Have To Pick It

    Dont Have To Pick It

    YOU MEAN I DON’T HAVE TO PICK IT AND I CAN EAT IT?!

  • Helen Keller Cat Mittens

    Helen Keller Cat Mittens

    Helen Keller and her beloved cat, ‘Mittens’

  • Full Groan

    Full Groan

    A PUN HAS NOT COMPLETELY MATURED UNTIL IT IS FULL GROAN

  • Ms Jackson Four Eels

    Ms Jackson Four Eels

    I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)

    I am four eels

    Never meant to make your daughter cry

    BABY WAIT

    I am several fish and not a guy