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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I Set My WiFi Password to 24446666668888888 – I Tell Them It’s 12345678
True story:
I set my wifi password to 24446666668888888. This way when somebody asks for my password I tell them it’s: 12345678 😂😂😂😂
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The Man Who Invented the Ferris Wheel Never Met the Man Who Invented the Merry Go Round – They Traveled in Different Circles
The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man that invented the merry go round. They traveled in different circles.
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Love Do You Want Kids? Absolutely Not – Children We Need to Talk
Love, do you want kids?
Absolutely Not
Me Neither
Children, we need to talk
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If Both Basketball Teams Just Worked Together They Could Score So Many More Points
hawk @hawktherapper
if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points
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It’s Really Muggy Out – I’m Leaving You – Sips Coffee From Bowl
Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave
ME: honey, it’s really muggy out today
WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving u
ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
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This Was in My Dentist’s Waiting Room – Gollum Before and After
This was in my dentist’s waiting room
Før… Efter…
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I Struck Down a Jedi – Yes Use Your Hate
Gringo Brulee @GringoBrulee
Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor?
Me: I struck down a Jedi.
W: god I hate you.
M: yes, use your hate
