At work everyone thinks they’re Pam or Jim but in reality we’re all Stanley
I don’t care. I’m learning nothing. I’m on break. I’m going to die. Do not care. Good news. We get to go home? I’m done. Goodbye.
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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That Heat Is Brutal at Night – State of My Bed This Morning
That heat is brutal at night ffs, state of my bed this morning
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My Fish Is Very Dry – We Had to Take Him Out of the Water – Smart
john @mrjohndarby
me: my fish is very dry
waiter: yes, we had to take him out of the water
me: smart
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When You Have to Hold Her Like This at Night Because She Steals
When you have to hold her like this at night because she steals
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Shark vs Me in a Triathlon – It Would All Come Down to Who Is the Better Cyclist
Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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The Sting Operation
Did you guys hear about the worldwide sting operation on people who mix drinks?
Many of them are behind bars right now.
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Taco Bell
Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food.
At least they both agree that it is Mexican.
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The Deer
I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me…
“How do you know it was on its way to work?”
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Bulldozer
My wife is learning how to operate a bulldozer.
I’m not going to stand in her way.
