Clean Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Looking to Purchase a Kitten Under – Must Be in Mint Condition

Looking to purchase a kitten under 10$. Must be in mint condition

I have a black baby

Looking for a kitten but thanks

Lol it is a kitten

Just bought my first slow cooker!

Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name

STEP UP YOUR JERK OFF GAME WITH

THE RIBBED STRANGER

Now i know

Why they’re so noisy at night

My bro’s tattoo didn’t turn out so good

Gets em every time

AUC KFC AUC

Order Of: STRAPPER

One DOLLAR 00/100

10/24/12

.00

For: DA BOOTY

Ready to hit up the club.

There was a knock at the door earlier. When I answered it, there was a little man standing on the step.

I said, “You’re not very tall, are you?”

“I’m 3′3″,” he said.

When I asked him what he wanted, he said, “I’m the meter man.”

Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”

Her dad: why?

Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”