I got robbed today and called the police.
The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
I said, “Yeah, it’s pump number 5.”
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Pump number 5
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A legend in his own thyme
My great-uncle Herb was a renowned gardener.
He was a legend in his own thyme. -
Couldn’t see himself wearing them
Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?
He just couldn’t see himself wearing them. -
The difference was staggering
I compared how I walked down the street drunk vs sober.
The difference was staggering.
