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Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Likes It Rough

    Likes It Rough

    When she says she likes it rough but starts crying when you kick her in the head

  • Multiple Personality Anal

    Multiple Personality Anal

    Her. I have multiple personality disorder

    Him: Do any of them like anal?

  • Cant Breathe Unbutton Pants

    Cant Breathe Unbutton Pants

    I CAN’T BREATHE

    Just Unbutton your Pants

  • First Thing Mass Shooting

    First Thing Mass Shooting

    The first thing black ppl say when it’s a mass shooting.

  • Only Chick Raw Dog

    Only Chick Raw Dog

    The only chick you can fuck raw dog without having to worry about paying child support

  • Jesus Lepers TV

    Jesus Lepers TV

    My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus tells the lepers to get used to the idea that a lot of them are going to die, and then he goes on TV to brag about what a great job he’s doing.

  • Deli Salami: No Slicing Required

    A fag walks into a corner deli, takes a number, and waits his turn. Soon, his turn comes up, and the deli boy asks, “Well, what will it be today, sir?”

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    To this, the fag replies, “I’ll have a half pound of roast beef, a pound of your swiss cheese, and I’ll take that nice long salami you’ve got hanging by the window.”

    After slicing the swiss cheese and the beef, the deli boy then asks him, “Sir, would you like me to slice the salami as well?”

    To this the fag replies, “Slice the salami?! What do you think my ass is, a piggy bank?”

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  • Worst Timing Ever Beats Wife’s Infidelity

    Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife.

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    Later, back at the bar, the guy tells the bartender the story, “Wow, that’s awful, what did you do?”

    “Well, I carefully snuck back out the door, and hightailed it back here. Shoot, they were just getting started, so I figure I got time for a couple more beers.”

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  • Chain It to a Pipe in the Basement

    If you really love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, chain it to a pipe in the basement, because you don’t want to take a chance like that twice.