I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart.
It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock.
Sensitivity: Dark
Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Registered Six Offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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Why Was 10 Scared
Why was 10 scared?
He was right in the middle of 9/11.
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
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Chloroform Puts the Sensual Back Into Non-Consensual
Chloroform
puts the sensual back into
non-consensual
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
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Are You Trying to Tell Me This Guy Couldn’t Breath??
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THIS GUY COULDN’T BREATH??
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Even a Small Gift Could Mean So Much
Even a small gift could mean so much to someone today.
Hear that little buddy?
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Ever Been Driving and Flick a Cigarette Out the Window
Ever been driving and flick a cigarette out the window, then a minute later smell something and look in the back seat to find your grandmother fingering herself?
