What I did to that hooker last night was so epic, it’ll go down in the anals of history.
Sensitivity: PG-13
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I cried because I had no penis, until I met a woman who had no
I cried because I had no penis, until I met a woman who had no vagina. And we lived happily ever after in her Malibu Dream House.
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Breasts would be so much less interesting if it weren’t for
Breasts would be so much less interesting if it weren’t for nipples. I must concede, however, that they would STILL be breasts.
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I hate it when people tell my boyfriend, “You’re so lucky to
I hate it when people tell my boyfriend, “You’re so lucky to have such a cute, funny girlfriend.” Have they not noticed the tits?!
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A tip for making any Dr. Seuss book tolerable for adults: Try to
A tip for making any Dr. Seuss book tolerable for adults: Try to find as many pictures of genitalia in the illustrations as you can.
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I love eating chocolate chip cookie dough from the tube. My
I love eating chocolate chip cookie dough from the tube. My boyfriend loves licking it off my nipples. Win-win!
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To those guys who take a leak at the urinal hands-free, I have
To those guys who take a leak at the urinal hands-free, I have this to say: I *have* to hold mine to keep it from touching the urinal.
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My penis has a mind of its own. That’s usually not a big
My penis has a mind of its own. That’s usually not a big problem, but it can result in me getting some strange readings from fortune tellers.
