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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • $600 a Week and a Third Interest in the Pharmacy

    One day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.

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    “I am the pharmacist,” she informed him.

    “Oh, in that case forget it,” he replied and started to leave.

    “Young man,” the lady said to him, “My sister and I have been pharmacists for forty years and there is nothing we haven’t heard, so what is your problem?”

    “Well,” the young man said reluctantly, “I have a problem with erections. Once I get hard, it won’t go down for hours and hours, no matter how much I masturbate or how many times I have intercourse! Please, can you give me something for it?”

    “I’ll have to go in the back and talk to my sister,” she informed him. About ten minutes later she came back.

    “Young man, I have consulted with my sister and the best we can give you is $600 a week and a third interest in the pharmacy.”

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  • Y2KY Jelly

    The manufacturers of KY Jelly have announced that their product is now fully Year 2000 compliant.

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    In the light of this they have now renamed it as: Y2KY Jelly.

    Said a spokesman: “The main benefit of this revision to our product, is that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two.”

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  • Shes the One That Suffers Not Me

    A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”

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    The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, “Is that true?”

    The husband replies, “Well, not exactly. She’s the one that suffers, not me.”

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  • Hiding My Girlfriend’s Inhaler

    I sometimes fool my neighbours into thinking I’m good in bed by hiding my girlfriend’s inhaler. They can hear her out of breath shouting “give it to me, just fucking give it to me, pleeeeease give it to me”.

  • Anal Lube

    Anal Lube

    Always check there’s no “Anal lube” in your photo before posting it on the internet!

  • Wisdom Teeth Dicks

    Wisdom Teeth Dicks

    siouxchiefsouschef @legitwidget

    overheard one kid at the Mall of America tell his friends he had to get his wisdom teeth out and his friend says “why? gotta make room for more dicks?” and wow insults have really come a long way since I was a kid

  • Better Get a Model That Gets Better Mileage

    Little Johnny catches his parents shagging one afternoon. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What are you doin’?”

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    His father says, “Son, I’m filling your mother’s tank.”

    Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning.”

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  • Who Fucks the Stork

    Two-year-old little Johnnie was being bounced up and down on his grandad’s knee when he suddenly asked, “Gwandad, where do babies come fwom?”

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    Grandad was a bit shocked and thought a bit: he then said, “Why my boy, they come from the stork.”

    After about two minutes little Johnnie said, “Gwandad… who fucks the stork?”

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  • Rape Game

    Rape Game

    Wanna play the rape game?

    No…

    That’s the spirit

    ifunny.co

  • Blacks For Trump Signs

    Blacks For Trump Signs

    BLACKS FOR TRUMP

    LAZY FUCKS, CAN’T EVEN HOLD UP THEIR OWN SIGNS