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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

you’re the only female. But it might be a bitch to get those

you’re the only female. But it might be a bitch to get those blue cumstains off of my dress.
Haiku: My girlfriend’s hoo-ha Is like Bon Jovi’s album, Slippery

Haiku: My girlfriend’s hoo-ha Is like Bon Jovi’s album, Slippery When Wet.
I am no longer called a serial masturbator since I threw out my

I am no longer called a serial masturbator since I threw out my Cap’n Crunch vibrator.
I wonder why the sperm bank doesn’t have a drive-through teller.

I wonder why the sperm bank doesn’t have a drive-through teller. It seems like the logical next step since so many guys masturbate in their cars.
I apologize if my uber-hotness has caused problems for any local

I apologize if my uber-hotness has caused problems for any local businesses. I guess the guys just really like my “first served, first cum” motto.
I have one religious tenet when it comes to sex: Ask and ye

I have one religious tenet when it comes to sex: Ask and ye shall receive. Except for anal.
Sometimes I think my man just looks at me as a sex toy. A hot,

Sometimes I think my man just looks at me as a sex toy. A hot, wet, squirmy, stand-upsex-in-the-shower, reverse cowgirl sex toy.
Some people say the difference between “like” and “love” is

Some people say the difference between “like” and “love” is “spit” and “swallow,” but that sounds more like the difference between “right” and “wrong” to me.
There’s nothing sexier than a really smart guy. Unless we’re

There’s nothing sexier than a really smart guy. Unless we’re talking about sex, then a huge dick is really hot, too.
Everybody keeps referencing Jilly G. in their filthy

Everybody keeps referencing Jilly G. in their filthy Ruminations, hoping to score some points so they might get to bone her on the off chance they ever meet in person. Not me, though — I’m far too busy sending love sonnets to Mila Kunis’ vajayjay.