Sensitivity: Questionable

Weeks passed, and finally the day came for the man to see the finished mural. He entered the room, full of expectation — and stopped dead in his tracks.

The mural showed a large blue fish with a halo, floating above a horde of Native Americans engaged in wild sex on a hillside below.

“What the hell is this?” the man shouted. “That’s not what I asked for!”

“Oh, but it is,” said the artist. “It captures the true last words of General Custer. I figured they were: ‘Holy mackerel, look at all those fucking Indians!”