Sensitivity: Questionable

The teacher said, “Okay class, which president said, ‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself’?”

Little Timmy was bouncing up and down in his seat, arm raised: “OOH! OOH! I KNOW!”

Before the teacher could call on him, little Julie stood and said, “Franklin Roosevelt.”

“Very good, Julie, you can go,” the teacher replied. “Okay class, which president said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country’?”

Again, little Timmy’s hand shot into the air and he waved his arms excitedly. “OOH! OOH! I KNOW! PLEASE!”

Again, before she had a chance to call on anyone, little Sally stood and said, “John Kennedy.”

“Very good, Sally, you may leave also.” The teacher asked again, “Okay class, which president said, ‘Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall’?”

Before Timmy could answer, little Jennifer jumped up and shouted, “Ronald Reagan!”

Frustrated, little Timmy mumbled to himself, “I wish these bitches would keep their fucking mouths shut!”

The teacher heard and shouted, “WHO SAID THAT?!?”

Timmy jumped up: “Bill Clinton! Can I go now?”