What do you call a Chinese amputee?
Tai Wan Shu.
Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
I want to have sex with someone who’s as attractive as I am.
That’s why I always masturbate in front of a mirror.

Don’t be impressed by money, followers, degrees and titles. Be impressed by humility integrity, generosity and my fat balls.

Just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me 😞
@shitheadsteve
Huh?
Jesus that sucks

Philip: Gay men make me puke
Rubberbandits: Don’t deep throat so far then.

Why use Google, when Jesus has all the answers.? 🙂
Not gonna ask Jesus where to find midget porn
If minor league hockey teams really want to rope in the fans, they should use a chick in a bikini with a flamethrower instead of a Zamboni.