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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Homecoming Queen

    Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is really nothing more than a high-stakes version of “Wouldn’t it be funny to elect the ugly girl homecoming queen?”

  • Baby Shower So Fucking Clean

    Baby Shower So Fucking Clean

    My girlfriend’s been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby’s gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing

  • Nana Recognizes You

    Nana Recognizes You

    When you’re having the best sex of your life but then Nana starts to recognize you again

    @Supersaw

  • A Little Fuck

    A midget is walking along a path when a beautiful blonde comes walking by in the other direction.

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    He says, “Hey beautiful, what do you say to a little fuck?”

    And she says, “Hello, you little fuck.”

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  • Eat My Ass PLS STOP

    Eat My Ass PLS STOP

    when she comes in drunk but you

    sober

    eat my ass

    PLS STOP

  • The Wizard’s Choice

    When I was a kid, a wizard gave me a choice — to have a giant dick, or perfect memory.

    I forgot which one I picked.

  • Which President Said That?

    A little boy was sitting in class. The teacher decided that since it was Friday afternoon and there was nothing left to do for the week, she’d let the students go home early if they could answer a question correctly.

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    The teacher said, “Okay class, which president said, ‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself’?”

    Little Timmy was bouncing up and down in his seat, arm raised: “OOH! OOH! I KNOW!”

    Before the teacher could call on him, little Julie stood and said, “Franklin Roosevelt.”

    “Very good, Julie, you can go,” the teacher replied. “Okay class, which president said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country’?”

    Again, little Timmy’s hand shot into the air and he waved his arms excitedly. “OOH! OOH! I KNOW! PLEASE!”

    Again, before she had a chance to call on anyone, little Sally stood and said, “John Kennedy.”

    “Very good, Sally, you may leave also.” The teacher asked again, “Okay class, which president said, ‘Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall’?”

    Before Timmy could answer, little Jennifer jumped up and shouted, “Ronald Reagan!”

    Frustrated, little Timmy mumbled to himself, “I wish these bitches would keep their fucking mouths shut!”

    The teacher heard and shouted, “WHO SAID THAT?!?”

    Timmy jumped up: “Bill Clinton! Can I go now?”

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  • Flappuccino

    What is the female equivalent of teabagging?

    A flappuccino.

  • Flappuccino

    What is the female equivalent of teabagging?

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    A flappuccino.

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  • Chinese Amputee

    What do you call a Chinese amputee?

    Tai Wan Shu.