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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Some words just don’t sound like what they mean. For instance,

Some words just don’t sound like what they mean. For instance, “Kalashnikov” is surely some kind of sexual perversion. And if “autofellatio” isn’t the name of a weapon, it oughta be.
When your girlfriend has a sore throat, it’s probably not a good

When your girlfriend has a sore throat, it’s probably not a good idea to offer your manhood as a soothing lozenge. Not so much because it’s inconsiderate, but because the prospect of catching strep-penis sounds quite unpleasant.
I got in trouble at the PTA meeting for suggesting “Wild, Hot

I got in trouble at the PTA meeting for suggesting “Wild, Hot and Horny” as the them for the pre-school auction. Those fucking pervs — I was talking about desert deer.
I was relieved when my co-worker told me my fly was open so I

I was relieved when my co-worker told me my fly was open so I could quickly zip up. I only wish she had warned me about my protruding, twitching member beforehand, too.
If I had a penis, I’d probably spend hours perfecting that

If I had a penis, I’d probably spend hours perfecting that “thwap” noise I’d want it to make when I hit it against my girlfriend.
I’d imagine one of the cooler aspects of working in a crime lab

I’d imagine one of the cooler aspects of working in a crime lab is that you could tell with 99.916% accuracy what douchenozzle co-worker keeps shedding his corkscrew pubes all over the urinal.
I’ve always felt that the breakfast hummer was the most

I’ve always felt that the breakfast hummer was the most important blowjob of the day.
to each was that I thought she was beautiful and that she’d

to each was that I thought she was beautiful and that she’d probably look even better crumpled up in a pile on the floor next to my bed.
You wanna see Richter scale action? Try me, on a trampoline, braless

You wanna see Richter scale action? Try me, on a trampoline, braless.
Don’t you hate it when you get that not-so-fresh feeling and

Don’t you hate it when you get that not-so-fresh feeling and you’re miles away from the ladies’ room and your panties are bunching up and on top of everything else, your balls itch, too?