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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Wow. I thought she said she was “a bukkake fan.” Turns out she

Wow. I thought she said she was “a bukkake fan.” Turns out she said she was “a big hockey fan.” I guess I’m not getting into her “penalty box” either.
They should make slutty Halloween costumes for men too. Just

They should make slutty Halloween costumes for men too. Just take a pirate or a vampire costume and cut out a big hole for the wang to hang out.
I call them “tissues” instead of “Kleenex” until one goes into

I call them “tissues” instead of “Kleenex” until one goes into the laundry, then they’re “fucking Kleenex.”
(b0nrmunky) These full frontal Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine

(b0nrmunky) These full frontal Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine pictures are just worrying me that we’re gonna see Justin Bieber’s dick next.
Note to self: Don’t make a move unless you’ve heard the whole

Note to self: Don’t make a move unless you’ve heard the whole sentence. Imagine my embarrassment when everyone started shouting at me that she wasn’t inviting me to kiss her under the camel toe.
If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s

If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog won.
You can tell how puritanical this country is by the fact that

You can tell how puritanical this country is by the fact that Hallmark doesn’t make a “Happy Felllated Birthday” card.
Dance in the School for the Blind’s talent show like nobody’s

Dance in the School for the Blind’s talent show like nobody’s watching.
Settle an argument: When a friend breaks her arm, it’s the other

Settle an argument: When a friend breaks her arm, it’s the other friend’s responsibility to draw a giant penis and balls on the cast, right?
I can say “Go die in a fire, you piece of trash” but not “I

I can say “Go die in a fire, you piece of trash” but not “I fucking love these Froot Loops.”