Questionable Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

To me it was never about “Romulans versus Klingons” as much as

To me it was never about “Romulans versus Klingons” as much as it was about “How far am I going to take this in order to bang a chick willing to wear Spock ears during sex?”

Turns out I didn’t desperately need a nap after all; I just

Turns out I didn’t desperately need a nap after all; I just needed an orgasm. My apologies again to the other patrons of Costco’s bedding department.

I have Bieber Feber! Wait… I’m sorry, I hab a code. When I say

I have Bieber Feber! Wait… I’m sorry, I hab a code. When I say “Bieber,” I mean “bagina.”

I really hate people who give TMI. I hate them more than all the

I really hate people who give TMI. I hate them more than all the bloody underwear I’ve throw in the trash on account of my oozing hemorrhoids.

What a mess! I thought they were roofies

I picked my fiance’s wedding party very carefully: someone old,

I picked my fiance’s wedding party very carefully: someone old, someone new, someone borrowed and someone I blew.

My boyfriend got really excited when I whispered, “Someone’s

My boyfriend got really excited when I whispered, “Someone’s getting anal tonight.” Unfortunately for him, I was referring to his mom’s meticulousness in the kitchen.

you’re the only female. But it might be a bitch to get those

you’re the only female. But it might be a bitch to get those blue cumstains off of my dress.

Haiku: My girlfriend’s hoo-ha Is like Bon Jovi’s album, Slippery

Haiku: My girlfriend’s hoo-ha Is like Bon Jovi’s album, Slippery When Wet.

I am no longer called a serial masturbator since I threw out my

I am no longer called a serial masturbator since I threw out my Cap’n Crunch vibrator.

Sensitivity: Questionable