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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • No Wonder People Are Afraid of Clowns

    No Wonder People Are Afraid of Clowns

    just-shower-thoughts

    The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

  • Government Can See You Through Your Webcam

    Government Can See You Through Your Webcam

    worm on a string @sunsetdrive_

    “the government can see you thru ur webcam” whatre they gonna do? watch me jack off and cry? woah im so scared.

  • Your Mom Gets Plowed First

    Your Mom Gets Plowed First

    Your Mom Gets Plowed First
  • Weiner Retriever

    Weiner Retriever

    Weiner Retriever
  • Can’t Stop Thinking About Obama

    Can’t Stop Thinking About Obama

    WHEN YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT OBAMA

    @_LaTRUTH

  • Blacks for Trump

    Blacks for Trump

    BLACKS FOR TRUMP

    LAZY FUCKS, CAN’T EVEN HOLD UP THEIR OWN SIGNS

  • This Turkey Sandwich Better Chill TF Out

    This Turkey Sandwich Better Chill TF Out

    This Turkey Sandwich Better Chill TF Out

  • Try again, Einstein

    Day after day, the same guy keeps taking my favorite parking space at work, so I keep keying the sides of his car. And each morning, he shows up again with it painted a new color and with a different license plate, just to confuse me. Ha! Try again, Einstein!

  • Show Him Your Badge

    A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday.

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    “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs,” he said.

    I replied, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

    The DEA officer exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!”

    Reaching into his back pocket, he pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face.

    “See this fucking badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No questions asked, no answers given! Do I make myself clear? Do you understand?”

    I nodded politely, apologized, and went back to my chores.

    A short time later, I heard loud screams. I looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull.

    With every step, the bull was gaining ground, and it looked like the officer would get gored before he made it to safety.

    So I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

    “Your badge! Show him your fucking badge!”

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  • You Can Get Your Butthole Turned Into Chocolates – Edible Anus

    You Can Get Your Butthole Turned Into Chocolates – Edible Anus

    umm wtf?? You can get your butthole turned into chocolates 😂

    ‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved One’s) Butthole