My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.
She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.
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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Paraplegic Strip Club
The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
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When You’re Trying to Wash the Stink Off Your Sex Toy
When you’re trying to wash the stink off of your sex toy.
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When the Grandkids Are Playing Fortnite But You’re Upstairs Playing Tomb Raider
When the grand kids are playing fortnite but you’re upstairs playing tomb raider
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Masturbating Twice a Week Increases Life Expectancy by 20%
Masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20%
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Johnny Uses ‘Urinate’ in a Sentence
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher was going through a list of words to have each student use in a sentence.
As she got closer to Johnny, she began to regret her decision. His word was “urinate,” and she really didn’t want to give it to him.
The teacher asked, “Who wants the next one?”
Little Johnny’s hand was waving in the air while no one else responded.
Defeated, the teacher said, “Okay, Johnny, your word is ‘urinate.’”
Little Johnny thought for a moment, then said, “My dad says you’re an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten.”
