Questionable Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Businessman’s Unique Cravings: Homesick Humor

A businessman walks into a brothel.

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He asks the lady working the front desk, “I’d like a room, and for an extra $500, I want your oldest, fattest, meanest, most boring-in-bed woman—and a ham sandwich.”

The receptionist looks at him, confused, and says, “For that price, we could get you our youngest, kindest, slimmest, kinkiest girl and a steak dinner with all the trimmings.”

The businessman replies, “Lady, you don’t understand. I’m homesick.”

My Eyes Burn During Sex

Desert Desires: The Camel Conundrum

A man is making a long journey in the desert with his camel. He has been walking for days and suddenly has the urge to have sex. With no other options, he tries to have sex with the camel, which immediately runs away. He catches up and, after another day or so, tries again, but fails because the camel runs away.

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Unleash Chaos

Another day or two later, he comes across three gorgeous women next to a broken-down van. They ask him for help fixing the van and say they will do anything in return.

The man is a bit of a mechanic, so he is able to fix their van. The girls come up to him and ask him what he would like; they’re willing to do anything.

“Anything?” asks the man.

“Anything you want,” they reply.

The man thinks about it for a minute, then politely asks, “Could you hold down my camel?”

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