Questionable Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Fuck the Lot of You

Me talking to the sink full of dirty dishes every night

I’m going to bed. Fuck the lot of you.

Both Sexes Pringles Can

Both sexes can fuck a Pringles can, but neither can do it well.

A Count or a Cunt

A kid went away to college and grew a goatee, and was very proud of it. He took a selfie and sent it to his dad with a note:

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

Unleash Chaos

“This makes me look rather like a count, does it not?”

Dad turns to mom and says, “Kid’s grown a beard, but still can’t spell.”

Not What It Looks Like

So a girl walks in and catches her boyfriend masturbating to an optical illusion. “What the hell are you doing?” she screams.

And he says, “Honey, it’s not what it looks like.”

BJ Champion Solicitor

Found your mom’s van

B.J. Champion SOLICITOR / BARRISTER

Homecoming Queen

Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is really nothing more than a high-stakes version of “Wouldn’t it be funny to elect the ugly girl homecoming queen?”

Baby Shower So Fucking Clean

My girlfriend’s been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby’s gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing

Nana Recognizes You

When you’re having the best sex of your life but then Nana starts to recognize you again

@Supersaw

A Little Fuck

A midget is walking along a path when a beautiful blonde comes walking by in the other direction.

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

Unleash Chaos

He says, “Hey beautiful, what do you say to a little fuck?”

And she says, “Hello, you little fuck.”

Eat My Ass PLS STOP

when she comes in drunk but you

sober

eat my ass

PLS STOP

Sensitivity: Questionable