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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Take some handsome Canadian teen and give him all the money and

Take some handsome Canadian teen and give him all the money and pussy he wants when he’s 16 and get all surprised when he turns out a dick.
My gang name is The Toaster, cuz if you stab a fork in me, I

My gang name is The Toaster, cuz if you stab a fork in me, I will fuck you up. Also, I can lightly brown a bagel like a motherfucker.
“Come On Eileen” is probably my favorite 80’s pop song about bukake

“Come On Eileen” is probably my favorite 80’s pop song about bukake.
You know what’s a stupid color? Orange. It’s like red and yellow

You know what’s a stupid color? Orange. It’s like red and yellow had a deformed little abortion. Fuck you, orange.
Don’t believe that lying sack of shit, George Foreman! My

Don’t believe that lying sack of shit, George Foreman! My brilliant invention got rejected without a second thought. Now the world will never know the wonder that is Bukkake Goggles™.
(B0nrMunky) There should be a horse at the Kentucky Derby named,

(B0nrMunky) There should be a horse at the Kentucky Derby named, “Your Wife Looks Like A Stuck Up Cunt In That Hat.”
So, are we just going to pretend that Disney’s “BFG” movie isn’t

So, are we just going to pretend that Disney’s “BFG” movie isn’t trying to subliminally sneak the word “fuck” into a kids’ movie title?
I refuse to look up why Pokemon is trending. Unless some really

I refuse to look up why Pokemon is trending. Unless some really fucked up porn was released, I’m not interested.
If a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should

If a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should have to tuck his penis and balls behind his butt for the rest of the day.
Point of clarification: I wasn’t saying to literally grab women

Point of clarification: I wasn’t saying to literally grab women by the vagina, I just meant grab them by the crotch area. Lying media = unfair!