I haven’t found a Facebook post yet where “Sorry your kid is such a pussy” is an acceptable comment, but I’ll keep trying.
Sensitivity: Uncensored
Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
-
I tell people to have a nice fucking day, unless they’re one of
I tell people to have a nice fucking day, unless they’re one of my pornstar friends. Then I like to tell them to have a nice day fucking.
-
My application to join the Astronaut Wives Club was rejected.
My application to join the Astronaut Wives Club was rejected. It’s all fucking politics.
-
Dogs need more clothes. Everybody knows dogs love wearing
Dogs need more clothes. Everybody knows dogs love wearing clothes. Buy more fucking clothes for your dog.
-
GODDAMMIT PAUL SIMON ARE YOU A ROCK OR ARE YOU AN ISLAND? MAKE
GODDAMMIT PAUL SIMON ARE YOU A ROCK OR ARE YOU AN ISLAND? MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
-
Aluminum foil is a poor stand-in for wiping your ass, but
Aluminum foil is a poor stand-in for wiping your ass, but sometimes a change is nice.
-
Fuck it: Mouses, deers, fishes, gooses. There, I did it. It’s
Fuck it: Mouses, deers, fishes, gooses. There, I did it. It’s about time someone did.
-
I used to be flattered when gay men hit on me. But then I
I used to be flattered when gay men hit on me. But then I remembered gay men are men, too, like me. Yesterday I put my dick in a tree stump.
